Add up the things you’ve done and the total will be your title.

01. had sex: $10.00
02. smoked: $3.00
03. got drunk: $7.00
04. went skinny dipping: $5.00
05. kissed someone of the opposite sex: $5.00
06. kissed someone of the same sex: $5.00
07. cheated on a test: $2.00
08. fell asleep in…

$83.50

alexcweiner:

a friend took this photo of me in late late 2008. i dig it.

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jtgunner:

lulz-time:

Your life is meaningless without following this blog!

XD

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kimjongillookingatthings:

looking at a soft drink

looks good

nedroidcomics:

Lakitu is bad dad

WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU CAN’T EVEN

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fuckyeahhowimetyourmother:

mrfunnell asked:
Do you have GIFs from when Marshall keeps hitting Lily in 5.19?

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